Cold and gloomy.

Perfect.

I feel like a pop tart, but I ate them all. My sister is bringing me some back from the US. I know that I can get them at specialist candy stores here, but I like getting them from the US. It makes it feel more illicit.

I want to wear my boots but my feet just aren't used to heels so I can't wear them for extended periods.

Two days till my birthday.

Funny, it doesn't feel like it.

Pop Tarts will always be my crack.

Am currently enjoying slightly squashed S'mores flavoured ones. I forgot they were in my bag and they were crushed by my preview copy of Stephenie Meyer's The Host. They still taste good though.

Tell me again why I bother emailing my teachers for help regarding uni work? I emailed my investigative journalism teacher, Pam, asking her to clarify this research assignment. In her email she says, "There was a handout earlier in the course which outlined what you needed to do for that research assignment. Basically the task is to investigate how quickly councils co-operate with your requests for information - if indeed they co-operate at all." Well, DUH. Obviously I have that handout because in my email I specifically refer to the information it mentions. What I don't understand is WHAT information we are supposed to request.

I bought really nice pyjamas and a cute top this week. Have been scouting matching underwear.

In my immense boredom and a shameless attempt to ignore other things that need to be written, I wrote a Haiku. It is dedicated to the closest thing to sex in my life: My Pop Tarts.

Chocolate fudge pop tarts
Heating in silver toaster
The taste is devine

No. I'm not insane at all. What gave you that impression?

Damn those Tim Tams and their clever advertising. For all the non-aussies, Tim Tams are like our famous biscuit. This is what their packaging looks like:



However, they have recently changed it so it no longer says Tim Tam, but little sayings like "Enjoy Me" or "Hide Me". There's a third but thankfully I can't remember it. I walked past a display of them a few days ago and today I ate an entire packet of Tim Tams. That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever!

While I am in a random posting mood, I saw this today, and all I could think was "What... The... Fuck..." This pic is from the Gucci [or was it Chanel?] fashion show.



WHO THE FUCK WOULD WEAR THAT?!?!?!? Honestly! It looks like an oompa loompa is getting married! Does anybody actually BUY most the shit you see on a runway??? Not to mention it looks really itchy...